Don't do shrooms. No matter how colorful and tastey.

A few years ago, Chase had an assignment to make an anti-drug video for his health class and instead of preparing a stirring documentary on the dangers of drugs, he decided to show the affects first hand. He led me to the back yard where some colorful mushrooms had been growing. I found out later that he'd been growing them for some time. He told me never to eat them. However, I was at the age at which my favorite activity is to bother my brother and combined with the sheer curiosity, I disobeyed this order. Here's what happened:

Moral of the story: Don't do drugs.